"It's Victoria Beckham and James Corden in the reboot no one asked for," a voice-over astutely observes in the clip above. But just because we didn't ask for it, doesn't mean we won't enjoy an imagined reboot of Mannequin starring the former Spice Girl and The Late Late Show host.
Beckham plays the part of a dummy come to life, portrayed in the original film by Kim Cattrall, and Corden is the only one who can see her lively personality. Naturally, the two strike up a romance. They dance, and she teaches him how to laugh.
Still, the fashion designer tells Corden that she's lonely and wants to be with others like her. Being selfless, he vows to get her "home," which for a mannequin apparently means Target. Yes, the store that Beckham partnered with to create a Posh collection going on sale April 9. We see you, VB.
But, hold tight, before Beckham is reunited with other mannequins, she and the comedian found just enough time to perform Spice Up Your Life "Carpool Karaoke" style. So make room to slam it to the left and shake it to the right.
Side note: Did you catch that the mannequins were wearing designs from Beckham's collaboration with Target? See more styles below.